Career Glitch — careers, money and what's worth starting

A database of professions, re-checked for the AI era. What dies. What pays. The exact road in.

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Professions — pick one, read its roadmap

Masha — the real human behind Career Glitch
About the project

Hi, I'm Masha 👋

The cartoon in the chat is my glitch twin. The real me makes the videos and checks every number.

Why this exists: people spend years and thousands of dollars training for jobs that AI is quietly deleting. I break down one profession at a time — the money, the traps, the license, the real road in — so you choose with your eyes open.

No guru talk. Government data, real prices, honest verdicts.

The Big Career Test

Don't know which profession is yours?

Don't guess. Take the test — it reads you first: how you think, what you can stand, how you live. About an hour of deep questions. Then it points.

Take the test — $5

What you get at the end:

  • Your top-3 professions for the AI era — ranked for YOU, not for everyone.
  • Why each one fits — matched to your answers, in plain words.
  • What to avoid — the traps and dying paths for your profile.
  • Your first step for the #1 pick — plus its full roadmap.
The library

Roadmaps

One career = one page. Verdict, fork, money, steps.

ACCOUNTANT
CPA or Enrolled Agent? One door needs no degree.
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Roadmap drops with the video.

BUSINESS PATHS
Start this business in 2027?
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Roadmap №1 · Accountant

Accountant in the AI era

★ Verdict: YES — with a license.
NO — as a typist. The license is a ticket into the arena, not a shield: inside, trust and niche win.

Watch it right here — 60 seconds.

Download the free roadmap (PDF)

Pick your door

Door A — CPADoor B — Enrolled Agent
Degree + hard exam. Does everything, signs audits. 3–5 years. No degree. Tax exam only. Represents clients at the IRS, all 50 states. 6–12 months.

The money

  • Licensed accountants: median $83,680 · top 10% over $144,090 (BLS, 2025).
  • Bookkeeping clerks — the dying layer: $50,670, shrinking −6%.
  • Specialists with a niche charge up to 25% more (TaxDome, 2025).
Check if it fits you →
The Big Career Test · $5

Find your profession

About an hour of deep questions — how you think, what you can stand, how you live. At the end: your top-3 professions for the AI era, why each fits you, what to avoid, and your first step.

Start the Big Test — $5

Free mini-test · Accountant

Not ready? Warm up: 2 minutes, 8 questions — is accounting your thing?

Master Prompt

Your personal study program

The roadmap is one map for everyone. This builds yours.

  • It interviews you first: hours, budget, deadline, your door.
  • Then builds your week-by-week program — free resources first.
  • Every week: a check-in that adjusts the plan.
Get the Master Prompt

Business paths

Start this business in 2027?

Same method: what AI changes, what it really costs, the road in.

FIRST BUSINESS PATH
Drops with the first business video.
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